Tyler: Um there is a bird stuck on the beach that won't move and is squaking really loudly.
lady: What kind of bird is it?
Tyler: I don't know, I've never seen one, but it has a black flat-top.
lady: oh, I think I know what bird it is... um, I am just a volunteer and I will try to see if I can get someone out there. Do you have a beach towel?
Tyler: yes
lady: do you have a box?
Tyler: a box, no (at this point I was laughing really hard because who brings a box to the beach just in case they run into a flat-topped bird that can't move)
lady: well, see if you can pick it up in your towel and bring it to us
Tyler: drive it in my car? um, I don't know, it won't let us come close and it looks like it has a really sharp beak
lady: yeah, they don't have teeth, but their beaks are really sharp. If you are going to pick it up, make sure you wear sunglasses so it doesn't poke your eyes out.
Tyler: um, do you think you could just get someone ut here?
So anyway, after a series of phone calls, Tyler turned off his phone because it got really annoying and while we cared about the bird, we didn't care that much. We walked down the beach and when we came back the bird was gone !? (Who knows, maybe it was an angel in disguise :)